Anon tricks girl with flawless logic, /r/Greentext
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I'm in a dilemma /b/. ami a bad person?
>be me
>be 18
>at 8/10 friend's house
>watching some s----- adam sandler movie
>girl with bouncy boobs on screen
>Anon, I wish I had boobs like that
>hereismychance.jpeg
>Why u can, don't u know the trick?
>What trick
>If ur boobs are sucked regularly, they grow large.
>I don't think dat's true anon
>yeah? why do u think pornstars have huge boobs?
Idk, those are fake i guess
>why would anyone pay to see fake boobs?
>oh, never thought of dat
at this point I didn't know how to ask her to let me suck dem t------
>same is for guys as well, the more their d---- are sucked, the larger their penis
>what? really?
>letsdothis again.jpeg
>why do you think pornstars have such huge penis? And why do guys want to get blown all the time?
>oh, now it all makes sense anon
>how about we help each other out. it's a win-win
>yes, right now?
>holyshit.jpeg
this carried on for 4 days and i got 7 BJs before she found out i was lying. Now she won't talk to me.
does that make me a bad person /b/?
Anonymous (ID: WS/G7efD) 10/31/14(Fri)16:02:48 No.576811869
no, she was a dumb slut for believing that s
Anon tricks girl with flawless logic, /r/Greentext, Greentext Stories
Anon tricks girl with flawless logic, /r/Greentext, Greentext Stories
Anon tricks girl with flawless logic, /r/Greentext, Greentext Stories
Anon tricks girl with flawless logic, /r/Greentext, Greentext Stories
Anon tricks girl with flawless logic, /r/Greentext, Greentext Stories
Anon tricks girl with flawless logic, /r/Greentext, Greentext Stories
