Tights Are Not Pants

Please note that this piece is a satire and no disrespect is intended or implied for all concerned.  Images are already publicly available, so we are not introducing any new exposure.  Thanks! Yes, of course tights are literally not pants.  They may cover the legs in a similar fashion, but they cannot or should not…

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